GroundPanda's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[.::Ambience::.]

Awww

Aww, cute. I enjoyed it. Really creative too.

Shiny Objects are pretty!

[Till death do us part]

Wow

There are very few artists on Newgrounds who come anywhere near to your talent, dude. I agree - that movie was powerful and absolutely amazing, especially for macromedia flash. You've got some real talent, man, and honestly, you should submit this to some kind of festival.

One of the best movies I've ever seen, man. Excellent, phenominal, amazing, INCREDIBLE job.

[The Necromancer Episode 1]

"I've made my bed, and now I have to sleep in it."

...and with that phrase I smack the author with a copy of the script.

Honestly, it wasn't that bad, dude. I enjoyed it. The voice acting was a little awkward, but that's because anyone who submits a movie to this site is in general, a nerd. The graphics couldn't really draw me in, on the other hand - quick animation just doesn't do it for me. The storyline was okay, but a little choppy.

But, like I said, not bad, man, you've got something. It's a shitload better than "Alley of the Dolls: Part 5" - now THAT was a funny movie.

[Donald Darko]

I've seen the movie

This was terrible.

[South Park In the Ghetto]

Good

Unlike "slider" I wasn't looking for nudity on Newgrounds, because I'm not a sick fuck.

That was really inventive, and it made me laugh. Good job. Your Clerks one kicked ass as well.

[a hamster's revenge]

Great, man

It's nice to see some good cartoons on here for a change. Keep it up, man.

[Alley of the Dolls Pt. 5]

LOL

I swear, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen!!!... I mean.... ::ahem:: it was... good...

[Resident Koopa: Bowser]

Not bad

I'll have to remember that spam and a condom make a rocket launcher.

[The Target]

Interesting

You've got a unique style, dude. Keep with it.

[The Nintendo Anthem]

Advice...

First off, Good Charlotte is terrible. I suppose their music could have some form of quality to it if they worked on it, but I caught the video to this very song the other day, and it's pissed me off ever since. For those of you who haven't seen it, it's about 200 people standing around all dressed in the same styles. The lyrics say (and I looked these up real quick just to be exact about it):

"Do you really wanna be like them?
Do you really wanna be another trend?
Do you wanna be part of that crowd?"

Guess what? You ARE another trend. If you haven't noticed, punk is mainstream. I know that they're appealing to kids desires to be unique, but this is ridiculous.

Secondly, I know you're fifteen, and have nothing better to do, but take my advice: this movie sucked, as has everything I've seen from you. Just work on it for more than 15 minutes; go draw things well, or use sprites or something.

I don't have a "finally" or "in conclusion" to add on to the end. I think I've covered everything.